Total Medals Earned: 98 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,020 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/380 points)
Planting takes time
Destroy 25 pumpkins with flame attack
Cats destroy 25 vines
Gather 15 pumpkins in one round
Skip entire dialogue
Trip 7 times
Carry 5 Pumpkins at once
Trip while carrying the maximum amount of pumpkins
How could you.
Win the pumpkin competition
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/370 points)
Shart first before you do anything else
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Quit a song once started
Play the retro game
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/225 points)
start the game
actually watch the intro
defeat omega frosty
defeat the pumpkin rogue
defeat the pumpkin mage
beat the game on easy
beat the game on nightmare
defeat bonelington
die!
activate boomer mode
beat the game on medium
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Make it 1000m
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
Figure out what to do from the start...
Hello, everybody, my name is...
Is it the author or the composer..? Or maybe both?
It's-a me!
Is it the 1987?!
I probably shouldn't touch this one...
This one looks like mine, but... from a different place...
A piece of mysterious universe...
Must be a part of some website title...
Finish all 8 levels
Medals Earned: 10/20 (95/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/110 points)
Play the game
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/415 points)
beat level 1 BOSS
beat level 2 BOSS
beat level 3 FINAL BOSS
finish the gaddang game!, boiii!
